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| Have you ever been to
'g' on a Friday night? Crowded, huh? Have you ever gone to any of New
York's world famous clubs? Expensive, huh? Have you ever had the urge to tell
someone to scurry back over their bridge or through their tunnel because you
can't take it any more? Common enough, isn't it?
Well, brothers and sisters and sisters and sisters, enough is enough. If we can't make New York for New Yorkers, we can at least make all the bars gay. Yes, it has come time for Guerilla Queer Bar - The New York Edition! Sorry Mr. Guilani, you forced me to do it! Let's face it, a bar is a bar is a bar. The rum doesn't get any sweeter just because it was served to you by some steroid fag with an attitude. So, the mission is to make going out what it once was - an adventure! I know what you're thinking, "But Daddy, if I don't go to Chase or the Boiler Room or Oscar Wilde's, how will they pay their electric bills?" The answer is simple: gay tourists will go, gay xeroxed versions of people will go, and any number of husbands looking for their Tuesday night boymeat will be more than happy to pour a few dollars into the till. Hey, I never said it was for EVERYBODY, just for those that can put the F back in Fun. To quote extensively from our elders in San Francisco: "GuerrillaQueerBar will serve as the coordinating point for these outings, chiefly through our email list (use the 'link above' to sign up). Email messages announcing the next destination and date will be irregular, fairly brief, and typically on short notice. The email list will not be used to promote commercial events, nor will it degenerate into an every-event-in-a-warehouse type list. You may be wondering "Hey, the word 'guerrilla' comes from the French 'guerre' (war). Will these adventures take the form of sneak-attack-hostile-takeovers of straight/other bars? Answer: not at all cupcake. This is not Critical MaryMass. We aren't going for strength in numbers so much as surrealism in numbers. Any real "attack" would violate my mother's other piece of advice on social situations... "Never piss off your bartender." So let's all meet out, warm some new barstools with our scrumptious, firm butts, and see what kind of trouble we can get into. For the record, our general attitude about the appropriate way to comport ourselves was summed up nicely by cultural critic, philosopher and partyboy Walter Benjamin back in 1938. "I at once appropriated for myself the Kafkaesque formulation of the categorical imperative: 'Act in such a way that the angels have something to do.'" |
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 Some Testimonials: If I knew fags could be this fun, I would have never put the damned sodomy clause in my book - God Sipping Sherry with the boys here was much better than the time I spent in jail. And, surprisingly, you get a lot more action, too. - O. Wilde Since my show ended, that bitch Anne left me, and they started making fun of me on South Park, GQB has been the greatest comfort to me and my growing alcohol problem.- E. DeGeneres I'm straight, but since I started hanging out with GQB, my ass and cock are up for grabs. - B. Pitt If it weren't for GQB, I'd never have learned to dress properly. - M. Manson |
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